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House of Pies

(38 Ratings)
"House of guys"
Head here after bar hours and you'll notice a strikingly gay male-dominated clientele gorging on burgers, BLTs, and fresh pies.


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Reviews

jamievana
jamievana
Over a year ago

Even during busy hours....

Went to 'take out' food after an evening with friends. As is usually the case around 12:30-1:00am, it was kinda busy. That said, we were able to quickly place our order and were offered seating at the counter. Our food was out within 15 mins. Ive been a fan of this place for years. Outside of the occassional obnoxious drunk, 'House of Guys' has a great atmosphere. A true diner.


texbearjoe
texbearjoe
Over a year ago

Step Below a Diner

While you might feel this should be classic fun basic diner cuisine, something's gone wrong, and you are trapped in a Denny's that they forgot to clean at 2am. Unappetizing food, and the Pies - unless I managed to miss something between apple, peach, lemon, cherry, pecan, etc. - are worse than what you might get reheated out of a freezer at the local supermarket. Over 10 years, all of my friends have given up eating here, and I have as well. Well worth the effort to skip, an as for the "house of guys" - that was over a long, long time ago.


PTrick
PTrick first review First to Review
Over a year ago

24 Hour Diner featuring...pies!

Full American food menu and the best pies in town! Breakfast and very late night gets crowded. Late night is a zoo!!! It's popular after bar hours (2am)and oftened called "House of Guys.". On the west side of Montrose area, but not far. Don't miss it.


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